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and once i am trying to follow the light

then the bitch grips my feet, pulls me down underneath

Created on 2006-02-24 08:27:55 (#9605061), last updated 2006-03-18

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Name:	Hayate Himeji

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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HAYATE HIMEJI:

I. He is heterosexual. No, really. Believe me here. Come on.

II. Most of the time he is like, docile as a brick.

III. And then sometimes he is like, furious as an angry brick.

IV. This is also described as his own special PMS.

V. Or maybe it isn't that special afterall.

VI. Yeah. He probably has a uterus.

VII. He most likely doesn't appreciate anything said here.

VIII. Oh and women's underwear needed to appear on this list here we go.

IX. Actually his hormones are also those of a brick.

X. Hayate Himeji: Patron Saint of the Brick.

XI. You know the part where I said he was heterosexual? I lied.

XII. Clearly he is a lesbian.

XIII. Also it is commonly believed he has no tra-la-la.

XIV. You know what I ran out of ... "witty" things. so.

XV. I HAAAVE THE SENSEEE TO RECOGNIIISE

XVI. THAT IIII DON'T KNOW HOOOOW

XVII. TO LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

XVIII. Btw not a wildly bisexual pirate either.

XVIX. THIS IIIIS THE STORY OF A GIRRLLLLLLLL

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